Lawyers should never ask a Kentucky grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

Wow, it's Friday already!! Where did the week go ???!!! I haven't had too much happening this week really just been busy running errands and playing referee this first week of summer break. These kids are going to drive me insane. I will soon be known as insanemomof6 lol . I hope everyone else is doing good and has had a great week and I hope you have an even better weekend.

Well, all the prep and getting ready for the graduation party is finalllyyy over!! whooohoooo!!!!
We have went from this :


To this :





And it only took us 19 years !! lol

Everything went great on Saturday. The rain had stopped Friday night, the food was all ready, everyone ate and had a great time then off to graduation we went. I didn't think anyone noticed my tears at this graduation ceremony but Sierra sure did lol Hey I'm a proud mom what can I say

I was soooo tired and beat Saturday night after everyone left and all was cleaned up but it was a good tired. A happy and content tired. I am glad it's all over though. Now on to stress over something else lol I hope everyone had a great weekend!

We sure did and everything really went almost perfect , until last night. Hubby and I had to run down to the auto parts store last night to get something for my car and as we were driving we heard a noise and next thing you know there goes one of my back tires rolling by us. The dang lug nuts somehow had loosened themselves ????
and I apparently was only down to 2 out of 6 ?????? The tire had fallen off and there we were in the middle of the road with 3 tires. I was soooooo mad and embarrased at the same time. We live in a small town so of course everyone knows everyone and by the time we got it fixed and went on our way to the store and then the car wash there were people at the car wash we knew that had already known about what happened lol Ohhh well, I always wondered what would happen if your tire fell off the car and know that curiosity has been filled and I'd rather have not known lol.

Relationship Tips

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

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Gas Grill

A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in thegarden together.

As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."

The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.

"Yep," he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."

The wife got very incensed and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, hon? How about a little lovemaking?"

The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.

To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day !