I thought I would share these with all of you.
Who knows when you might need to know this important info!

1. About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.

2. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.

3. A dentist invented the Electric Chair. (This one I don't doubt for a flat second!!!!)

4. Fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks. (Soooo glad I don't wear it!!)

5. On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs. (Whooo cares, it's soooo darn good!!!!)

6. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S. (Now this is a Need To Know fact for everyone!!)

7. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. (Now I knowww this will come in handy!!!)

8. A person uses approximently fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day. (Now that's a lot of crap!!)

***You Should Be A Cancer***



What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous

What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand

In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection

In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support

Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure

Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood

You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

This is right on the money....I was born July 11th so I am a Cancer :)

Ohhh and thanks to Captain Morgan , ummmm I've been sitting here for like the past 20 minutes doing those darn quizzes after going and doing the What time of day are you? I found on his blog


What Sign Should You Be?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsignshouldyoubequiz/

A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter.

"How'd you do that?" she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it," she asks?
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20 feet, landing up against a tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her laying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle. Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust!"